May 2013
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February 2013
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Imagine: One Direction On Valentines Day
Liam: Happy Valentines Day! Woohoo!
Niall: I don't get what's so happy about it
Louis: Harry look Taylor sent you another Valentines day card!
Harry: What this is third time she's sent me one with a lock of her hair in it. Throw it in the fire and let it burn
Zayn: Let it burn just like a lovers passion
Louis: I don't care if it's v-day don't use your lovey dovey quotes on us
Liam: If I see any public PDA I have a safe sex awareness flyers to give them
Niall: Gee I bet that will really make them happy
Harry: Look Paul sent a valentine! It says, "You idiots ruined my life."
Zayn: Aw how sweet of him
Louis: Where the heck did all this chocolate come from?
Niall: I bought it. It was on sale
Liam: You bought yourself valentines day candy to eat alone
Niall: Well that makes it sound more pathetic then it is
Zayn: No its pathetic either way
Niall: Well I'm single and like chocolate that's all I need. I like to be alone
Louis: *cough* soyoucanviolentlymasturbate *cough*
Niall: WE SAID WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!
Mailman: Excuse me I have another package for Harry Styles from a Taylor Swift
Harry: Okay next time she tries to bring you mail, just taser her and run
Zayn: Oh look she sent you a picture...wait that's us from like five seconds ago...what..
Harry: SHE'S TAKING PICTURES NEARBY HOW DO I FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER
Louis: Burn down that tree she's hiding in
Niall: That would sure be a hot vday...hahaha get it get it nobody's laughing why
Liam: LOOK A COUPLE MAKING OUT! *runs at them* LET ME EDUCATE YOU
Zayn: No Liam leave them alone!
Harry: Great he's giving them condoms. Well Atleast I have a valentine
Louis: Who?
Harry: The girl reading this *winks at you*
Niall: .....What the heck are you taking about why are you looking off in the distance
Zayn: Did the chocolate Taylor sent you have drugs in it
